So, we decided that it was time to give our son his very first haircut. He had cultivated quite an amazing baby "mullet" that was cute, but had to go. I wanted to have it cut by a professional, but my husband thought that would be a waste of money. I went online and found out the best way to cut a toddler's hair. It turns out the best way to do this is quickly:

It turned out pretty well, actually. Money saved- mullet removed- success!